Perhaps it’s because of Emily’s recent wedding, and how absolutely EBULLIENT she was on her big day – or perhaps it’s because I have a wicked sense of humor…but I came across this post and have been giggling ever since. Here are a few of the highlights:
They Were A Fastidious Couple, She Was Fast, He Was Tedious
With Her Marriage She Got A New Name And A Dress—She Wants More
Love Is One Long Sweet Dream, And Marriage Is The Alarm Clock
An Object In Possession Seldom Retains The Same Charm That It Had In Pursuit
*Can we talk about her EPIC side-eye?!
Her Mother In Law Is Already Interefering [sic] And They’re Not Even Related Yet
He’ll Not Be Wearing The Pants In This Relationship
Bewitched, Bewildered, And Absolutely Bothered
Harry Met Sally. And Then Sally Had A Panic Attack
It Was An Upsetting Wedding. Even The Cake Was In Tiers
Hell No. (Slams Door)
You can see the full post here.